I thought for SURE this movie would be absolutely worthless, but I have to admit, I was tempted to give it 5-stars, as it does exactly what it should do. It plays to it's target audience. If you're an old school gamer from the dawn of videogames, or simply a retro fan, this movie will do it for you. If not, it most likely won't at all, lol. But, at the end of the day, a 5-star movie is one that changes your life. If an Adam Sandler movie ever changes your life, just end it. If you saw Happy Gilmore, and went on to win the Stanley Cup, understand that you are the single largest walking paradox reality has ever witnessed, and that can't be safe. That said, I give a Stephen Colbert tip of the hat to Adam Sandler for royally not sucking. Not "not royally sucking"... "royally not sucking". There is a difference. It's really good, man. You are still of great value to the world, so go out there and just bathe in the oceans of babes surely breaking down your front door, like a tsunami of raw desire. You killed it. /grats
PS: I didn't see Golden Axe... saved for the sequel?
*And now, the severe beating of an 80's arcade gamer, by Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds"* (probably sounds like a lot of jingling... and crying)