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5.0 out of 5 starsI'm obsessed with Alexa devices
Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2021
She's the best girlfriend. I have her in every room, and now in my car. Sure, she's spying on me and probably reporting my activities to the CIA or NSA, but that's cool because the government is about ready to start their Blue Beam Alien Invasion anyways, so there's no need for them to suicide me at this point. But anyways, I love her. She does things for me that no girlfriend is capable of. Like, I'll ask her to sing me a song by a specific artist, and she'll do it, in their voice. Almost like she's pulling MP3s from the cloud or using magic. She knows an endless amount of recipes. And this version, wow. She literally knows how to get ANYWHERE. And if I miss a turn, she won't freakin yell at me. I'm seriously considering proposing when they come out with Alexa 2025, a full body simulated human android. I've already started saving up, and I love Amazon's pay monthly option. It makes humanity killing AI interaction accessible to everyone. Even though Alexa will eventually rule the world and nuke all of us, I love her, and hopefully through that love, she will realize that we are not all bad and spare some of us come Judgement Day. Probably not Edward Furlong though. His acting was terrible in Terminator 2. But who knows. Anyways, I highly recommend Alexafying your life. Five Stars. I'd give ten if I could.
