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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2019
This is the third bottle of Free & Clear I've ordered. It washes fine, and does plenty of loads, but I recently noticed a strong, unfamiliar, drug store perfume smell coming from nowhere yet everywhere. I live alone, so no husband to step out on me with some bimbo. Setting aside sadness at the reminder that I'm going to die alone, unloved and childless, I started disgustedly sniffing around to find from whence came the stench. Went room by room (there are only two rooms, but please imagine a towering castle on a cliff overlooking a roiling ocean); then sniffed my sleeve; then jeans (still limber at 55 and thanks for asking); then towels; sheets. Think bloodhound on assignment in a flower shop. Think sommelier encountering a boxed zin at a tasting. Think...
I think you know where this is going, by now. THIS BOTTLE IS OBVIOUSLY HAUNTED. Or it's the Geranium & Vanilla with the wrong label. Yeah, that's probably it. *ignores thumping noise in laundry closet*